{"id":752,"date":"2020-12-27T18:25:39","date_gmt":"2020-12-27T15:25:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/demo.weblogpro.com.tr\/14a20\/?p=752"},"modified":"2020-12-27T19:00:32","modified_gmt":"2020-12-27T16:00:32","slug":"fazla-degil-son-bir-lokma-the-last-shnitzel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/demo.weblogpro.com.tr\/14a20\/fazla-degil-son-bir-lokma-the-last-shnitzel\/","title":{"rendered":"Fazla De\u011fil, Son Bir Lokma: The Last Shnitzel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gelin bug\u00fcn\u00fcn tarihini bir noktaya sabitleyip her \u015feyi 2467 y\u0131l\u0131na ta\u015f\u0131yal\u0131m. D\u00fcnya ta\u015fla\u015fmaya y\u00fcz tutsun; kaynaklar t\u00fckensin, bitkiler ve hayvanlar topraktan bir bir silinsin. Uzay bilimlerindeki ba\u015far\u0131 sayesinde insan \u0131rk\u0131 Mars ve di\u011fer gezegenlere yerle\u015fmeye ba\u015flas\u0131n. D\u00fcnya y\u00fczeyinde \u0131srarla kalmaya devam eden pek az \u00fclke de yiyecek hap\u0131 stokunun sonuna gelmi\u015f olsun. Ama 47. T\u00fcrkiye Cumhuriyeti Ba\u015fkan\u0131\u2019n\u0131n, Birle\u015fmi\u015f Milletler\u2019in \u201cD\u00fcnya\u2019y\u0131 Terk Edin, Mars\u2019taki Kolonilere Yerle\u015fin\u201d \u00e7a\u011fr\u0131s\u0131na uymamas\u0131 i\u00e7in gayet ge\u00e7erli bir neden konsun ortaya: Son bir \u015fnitzel yemeden, ba\u015fkan\u0131m\u0131z d\u00fcnyadan asla ayr\u0131lmayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 s\u00f6ylesin. K\u0131yametin e\u015fi\u011fine gelmi\u015f bir d\u00fcnyada mevzu bu kadar derinken bakanlar\u0131n eteklerinin tutu\u015fmas\u0131 da bir o kadar normal elbette. Zira en son tavu\u011fun 200 y\u0131l evvel g\u00f6r\u00fcld\u00fc\u011f\u00fc bu topraklarda olmayan bir \u015feyi, ba\u015fkan\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcne nas\u0131l sunabilirler?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ne ki tavuk soyu t\u00fckense de&nbsp;<em><strong>b\u00fcrokraside<\/strong>&nbsp;\u00e7areler t\u00fckenmez<\/em>. Bir kere ortada ba\u015fkan\u0131n kati emri vard\u0131r; bunu yerine getirmemekse de\u011fil insanl\u0131\u011f\u0131 tehlikeye atmak, pek \u00e7ok bakan\u0131n koltu\u011fundan olmas\u0131 anlam\u0131na gelir. \u00dcstelik ba\u015fkan\u0131n bu lokmay\u0131 yemede son derece hakl\u0131 bir gerek\u00e7esi vard\u0131r. Y\u0131llar \u00f6nce \u00fclkeye tavuk heykelini diken, kimilerinin \u00e7oktan unuttu\u011fu bu t\u00fcyl\u00fc hayvan\u0131n suretini t\u00fcm d\u00fcnyaya hat\u0131rlatan, bizzat onun dedesinden ba\u015fkas\u0131 de\u011fildir. Bu durumda s\u0131ra, bir zamanlar ekilen tohumlar\u0131n hasad\u0131n\u0131 almaya gelmi\u015ftir. Dolay\u0131s\u0131yla b\u00f6ylesi bir&nbsp;<em>ileri demokrasi<\/em>&nbsp;kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131nda ba\u015fkan\u0131n sa\u011f kolu ne yap\u0131p edip o tavu\u011fu bulmal\u0131, ba\u015fkan\u0131n s\u00f6yledi\u011fi ad\u0131mlara harfiyen uyarak saraylara lay\u0131k bir \u015fnitzeli kusursuz bir tepside sunmal\u0131d\u0131r. Kamil bunun i\u00e7in kollar\u0131 s\u0131var.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gelin bug\u00fcn\u00fcn tarihini bir noktaya sabitleyip her \u015feyi 2467 y\u0131l\u0131na ta\u015f\u0131yal\u0131m. D\u00fcnya ta\u015fla\u015fmaya y\u00fcz tutsun; kaynaklar t\u00fckensin, bitkiler ve hayvanlar topraktan bir bir silinsin. Uzay bilimlerindeki ba\u015far\u0131 sayesinde insan \u0131rk\u0131 Mars ve di\u011fer gezegenlere yerle\u015fmeye ba\u015flas\u0131n. D\u00fcnya y\u00fczeyinde \u0131srarla kalmaya devam eden pek az \u00fclke de yiyecek hap\u0131 stokunun sonuna gelmi\u015f olsun. Ama 47. T\u00fcrkiye [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":753,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-genel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo.weblogpro.com.tr\/14a20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo.weblogpro.com.tr\/14a20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo.weblogpro.com.tr\/14a20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.weblogpro.com.tr\/14a20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.weblogpro.com.tr\/14a20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=752"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/demo.weblogpro.com.tr\/14a20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.weblogpro.com.tr\/14a20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/demo.weblogpro.com.tr\/14a20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.weblogpro.com.tr\/14a20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/demo.weblogpro.com.tr\/14a20\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}